Committee of Doom: Monday Mandates

Welcome to the Committee of Doom, where the most tyrannical of Monday Mandates are forged.

Our committee consists of 7 members, each with a unique set of powers.

Chairman: Balthazar McSatan, a man consumed by the very fabric of darkness.

Vice Chairman: Lord Valtor, a lord of infinite wisdom, but poor decision-making.

Member 1: Sorceress of the Abyss, a master of the arcane, with an axe to grind.

Member 2: Professor of Puns, a scholar of the art of making us laugh, while the world burns.

Member 3: Captain of the Cliché, a defender of the mundane, with a penchant for the overused.

Member 4: Dr. of the Obvious, a scientist of the blindingly apparent, with a PhD in the art of the obvious.

Member 5: Archon of the Archons, a leader of the leaders, and a lord of the lords.

Member 6: Squire of the Silliness, a knight of the absurd, with a coat of_goals.

Member 7: High Chancellor of the High Chancellor, a master of the masters, and a lord of the lords of the masters.

Together, we shape the world, one mandate at a time.

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